5 Best Places to Have Intercourse

Let’s face it: having sex under the sheets, with the lights turned off, in your bedroom every night is totally boring. You’ve done it a million times. (Well maybe not a million exactly…) Sure some of those times were pretty amazing, but it’s really just not an exciting environment anymore.

If your bedroom romps are getting you down, it’s time to expand your repertoire and take those moves elsewhere. The world is full of sexy and exhilarating places to get it on, so turn up the heat and try doing it at one of the six best places to have sex. It’s important to keep in mind that while diversifying your portfolio of places to have sex can be fun, it’s also risky business. Keep in mind that doing the nasty in public is a crime. If this is an avenue you can to puruse, proceed with the utmost caution.

On the beach

What’s sexier than the beach? The cool breeze, the sound of the ocean, the crash of the waves; not to mention you’re both in your skivvies – and it’s publicly acceptable! It’s all a major turn-on.

So take advantage of this sexy environment! Find a VERY secluded spot and make the moves on your man. Roll around in the sand and get dirty with him. Sunbathe topless. If someone catches you in the act, just pretend you thought you were at a “nude beach.” It was an innocent mistake, right?

Bonus: you can fall asleep under the sun in each other’s arms once you’re done! Hello, sun kissed tan. Word to the wise — avoid people at all costs unless you want to end up sitting in the slammer for indecent exposure.

In the great outdoors

Take a break from the bedroom, and move your playtime outside. Do it under the sun on a blanket in a deserted park or get cozy on a chair by the pool. Jump your man while lying under the stars by the campfire, or roll on top of him while cuddled up in your tent.

Whether you’re camping, having a picnic at the park or just soaking up the sun in your backyard, the opportunities for an outdoor romp are endless. With the ground underneath and nature all around, you’ll find sex outside is a whole new, exciting experience. We won’t be surprised if you want to go for a second round!

At the office

Sex at the workplace is totally forbidden, and your guy could get in BIG trouble for it. Naturally, that’s why office sex is every guy’s dream. It’s SO off limits. You can role play naughty secretary and powerful boss.

Here’s what you do: show up at his work and tell his secretary you’re there to “bring him lunch.” Wear your sexiest “office” clothing – a tight knee skirt, a low-cut blouse, thigh-high stockings and killer pumps. When you get to his office, greet him with a big smile and lock the door behind you.

Waste no time! Drop your decoy lunch and wrap your arms around him. While kissing him, push him into the office closet and shut yourselves in. This spontaneous love attack will get him so hot and bothered he won’t know what hit him, and you’ll love the adrenaline of doing it in an off-limits place. Anyone could walk in at any moment! You’re so naughty!

In a (nice) public bathroom

Doing it in public is always hot. Knowing other people might hear or see you doing your naughty deeds is exhilarating, exciting and a huge turn-on. So take it one step further; do it in a public bathroom at a crowded place. (Make sure it’s a nice, clean one, of course.)

Try the bathroom in a nice hotel lobby while you’re waiting to check in, or pull your man into the restaurant men’s room after Sunday brunch. Do it on the sink counter in front of the mirror and watch yourselves get down with your bad selves. Dance up on him at the club, and then take him to a stall and finish the job. Whatever you do, just make sure you lock the stall door.

On top of the dryer

It’s double the pleasure, double the fun when you take your romp to the laundry room. Not only is it cozy and warm in there, it smells so fresh and clean!

Turn the dryer on a low tumble dry cycle and hop on top. Pull your man close.

The vibrating rumble of the dryer will only heighten your pleasure as you get it on with your guy; it’s like a 2 for 1 deal!

You’ll be so turned on, you might just have to try it on the washer once you’re done!

So if you’re tired of the same old, same old, in the bedroom, try taking your man to one of these six sexy places. Whether you choose the beach, the movies, the laundry room, the bathroom or the elevator, you’ll both get turned on by the excitement of doing it in a new place, and you might even discover a newfound lust for each other. Give it a shot! But remember to exercise the utmost discretion. The last thing you want is to get caught in the act.