Okay, there are probably 50 ways to leave your loser. But they definitely won't all fit in here. So why not start with 10 effective ways to ditch the d-bag? If he's really that bad, chances are, he likely will see it coming. After all, it's probably not his first time at the reject rodeo. The good news is that because you're unloading a loser, it should be even easier to do. 10. It's not me, it's you -- Set him/her straight. Explain that he/she is definitely not the person for you because (fill in the blank). 9. It's not you, it's me -- Put the onus on yourself. Make the person think that you are entirely to blame for the failure of your relationship, even if it's the other way around. 8. Help him read between the lines. Use email or a letter to deliver the bad news. 7. Wake up and smell the roses. Deliver a sympathy bouquet of flowers along with your break-up message. 6. Sad songs say so much. Have your partner listen to a break-up song. He or she will quickly get the message. 5. Give a "friendly" explanation. Let him or her down gently by informing said person that you are better off as friends, even if you have no intention of cultivating the relationship.